★★★☆☆

Pretty sure I adopted an alien. Or maybe it adopted me.

★★★★☆

Landed on a moon with no shops. What kind of system doesn’t have a decent retail store? - SpaceKarenX

★☆☆☆☆

Alien elder offered universal wisdom. Our son said 'bruh'. – EnlightenmentDenied

★★☆☆☆

Their ‘generous’ contribution of rare metals has caused such an inflation of prices that we’re considering a galactic currency reset. – Nebular Riches Exchange

★★☆☆☆

The traveler came in, sold Nip Nip to every corner of the system, and now people can’t focus on anything else. Resources? Gone. Productivity? Shot. – Galactic Resource Syndicate

★★★☆☆

Why do travelers always think they’re ‘the chosen one’? I mean, I just clicked random on the settings. – Atlas