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Tried to speak to the local leader but they were just a cloud. Not very accessible.

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I came here expecting a peaceful retreat, not toxic rain! I need a refund, and I want to speak to the manager. - PlanetPrincessKaren

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Billy cried because the moon wasn’t shaped like cheese. – SpaceAdventuresInc

★★★★★

Their frigate tried to sell us rocks in exchange for our hyperdrive technology. Clearly, they don’t understand business. – Vess-Tra Merchant Guild

★★★☆☆

The traveler came in, sold Nip Nip to every corner of the system, and now people can’t focus on anything else. Resources? Gone. Productivity? Shot. – Galactic Resource Syndicate

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The traveler installed solar panels on our ancestral altar. Efficient *and* offensive. – Mountain Kin Preservation Trust