★☆☆☆☆

The plants scream but in a fun way

★★☆☆☆

I harmonized with the local flora. They’re in G minor.

★★★☆☆

We paid extra for the hologram tour. They used it to make fart noises. – BudgetWellSpent

★☆☆☆☆

This traveler didn’t just bring Nip Nip, they flooded the entire system with it. Now no one cares about real trade. Just a planet full of people wandering aimlessly. – ExoTrade Authority

★★★★★

We buried our heroes with honor. Now they’re sold in bulk crates to visiting haulers. Thanks, traveler. – Forgotten Valor Syndicate

★★★★☆

You’ve got to hand it to the Sentinels, though. I made them to keep the travelers busy. Good job, Sentinels. – Atlas