★★★★☆

There’s no place to sit and have tea on these planets! What’s a space traveler to do? - TeaLoverGrandma

★★★★★

Annexed the gas giant. It resisted. It is now smaller. - Commander Omega

★★★☆☆

This traveler sold so much Nip Nip that the local economy isn’t recovering anytime soon. People would rather sit around high than actually work. – Z’tarr Trade Association

★☆☆☆☆

This traveler’s idea of ‘business’ was selling so much Nip Nip that our local currency is now practically worthless. Great, now everyone’s just high. – Zythor Galactic Exchange

★★★☆☆

I don’t do ‘vacation destinations,’ but you travelers seem to love the whole ‘dig up everything and sell it’ thing. – Atlas

★★★★★

Sean promised ‘living ships’. One ate our station. – Gek Security Officer Moop