★★★☆☆

I renamed every star after myself. You're welcome, future generations.

★★★★☆

Space zoo had a singing lava slug. She said 'that’s literally fake'. – FunRuinedFast

★★☆☆☆

We offered the ritual fruit of welcome. They asked if it was gluten-free. – Ƕranak of Planet Yu

★★★★★

They say the traveler crashed five systems in one day with nothing but raw Activated Indium. A true legend. A financial apocalypse. – Intergalactic Economic Chronicle

★★★☆☆

Sold her a map to ancient ruins. It’s actually my cousin’s barn. Still, she said it was ‘magical.’ – Gek Cartographer Jrk

★☆☆☆☆

Built a bunker to ‘preserve’ the alien ruins. Inside my living room. – Traveler 'Preservatron'