Their frigates circled our planet for hours, sending useless messages like ‘Looking for good vibes’. Is this business? – Oort Cloud Miners

They thought they were doing us a favor by mining ores and cutting trees for carbon in a national park. Now we’re stuck with a desolate landscape and a lot of ‘thanks’ to give. – Stellar Ecosystem Alliance

The traveler claimed it had a ‘great view.’ So did our ancestors. Before it was blocked by his MacMansion. – Sacred Geometry Council

Economy: 0. My bank account: 999 999 999. I'd call that a fair trade. – Traveler 'WealthHarvester'

I don’t ask what’s in them. I just scan, price, and smile. That's how a Gek thrives. – Gek Clerk Dotti

I programmed gravity to be more fun. Who knew you’d all fall for it. – Atlas