★★★★☆

My translator didn’t understand the vibes. I had to *feel* the language.

★★☆☆☆

I found myself here. I was hiding behind a space fern the whole time.

★★★★★

Alien concierge rolled out the rug — but it wasn’t velvet.

★★★★☆

The child referred to our sacred lava river as ‘cool for roasting marshmallows’. Not the vibe. – Lava Ritual Chief

★★★★★

Sold him a damaged scanner, he gave me two Stasis Devices to ‘round it out.’ I nodded wisely. – Gek Trader Bup

★★☆☆☆

Tourist bought 16 crates of ‘Nip Nip candle essence.’ It’s just juice with glow-dust. He called it ‘artisanal.’ – Gek Aroma Artisan Kroo