The planets in this system are so bland. Where’s the excitement? It’s like I’m on a vacation for ants. - SpaceKaren

They arrived in a loud, shiny metal ship and immediately began yelling at their offspring. – Glrrn, Sector 16

We’ve never seen someone mine with such reckless abandon. The traveler came in, took it all, and left, as if they had a right to the whole system. – Nebular Riches Exchange

After the crash, we stopped mining. Now we dig only for self-awareness. Thank you, traveler, for the existential awakening. – Post-Trade Activated Indium Temple

One traveler, one blueprint, and an entire heritage site turned into a luxury BnB. – Interstellar Culture Loss Index

Sean waved once. Half our tech reset to default. – Gek Technician Blorp