They tried to ride a sentient cloud like it was a horse. It got mad. – Cloud Shepherd Threx

They mistook our bioluminescent plant forests for ‘cool glow-in-the-dark decorations’. Offensive. – Arboreal Guardian Torrix

The traveler mined so much Activated Indium that the system’s trade terminals short-circuited from sheer volume. They still call it 'The Blue Flood.' – Zelan Trade Observer

They uploaded selfies from the trench. Three lights appeared in the distance. Now our planet spins slightly faster. – Orbital Observation Core

Karen_Explores: I asked for help, and they threatened me with ‘warriors.’ No respect at all!’

One encased a geyser inside glass. Called it 'interactive art'. – Gek Tour Guide Lomp