The whole family insisted on taking a holographic tour of a dead volcano. They thought it was a ride. – Lava Flow Advisor

The travelers sent a frigate loaded with ‘space blankets’ as payment. We don’t need blankets, we need actual resources. – T'laxian Commerce Guild

The traveler mined everything, from asteroids to planets, like they owned the entire galaxy. And when we asked them to stop? They just laughed. – H’tai Mineral Traders

Why do travelers always think they’re ‘the chosen one’? I mean, I just clicked random on the settings. – Atlas

They called our ancestral burial trees ‘in the way’. – Root Historian Mava

No beds, no toilets. Just ten viewing platforms. – Gek Comfort Officer Rodd