They tried to barter with ancient relics for ‘moon cheese’. We cannot even. – Relic Protection Authority

Their frigates arrived with blaring music, flashing lights, and cargo full of random junk. We were unimpressed. – Trade Guild of Xyz-16

The traveler came, sold so much Nip Nip that it’s the only thing anyone talks about. People don’t even care about the basics of survival anymore. – Galactic Administration

The traveler called it 'treasure hunting.' We called it grave robbery. But sure, let’s glamorize the shoveling. – Preservation Society of Xual VII

The Traveler said ‘don’t worry, I build tasteful’. Then installed 61 blinking beacons. – Night Elder Gruun

We got multiplayer. We also got stuck in each other’s floors. Thanks, Sean. – Gek Network Admin Ploop