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Back in my day, we didn’t need all this fancy tech to navigate a solar system. Just a map and a good pair of binoculars. - OldSpaceNavigator

Billy tried to trade his sister for a glowing rock. Locals almost agreed. – NegotiationGoneWrong

They brought so much alien art and precious minerals that our collectors are now flooded with too many options. The market’s saturated. – Galactic Art Collectors Guild

The traveler came, sold so much Nip Nip that it’s the only thing anyone talks about. People don’t even care about the basics of survival anymore. – Galactic Administration

There’s a pyramid, but upside-down. Culturally offensive. – Gek Historian Jebb