★☆☆☆☆

Was promised serenity, but a rock screamed at me. Very off-brand.

★★★★☆

Declared universal curfew. The comets tried to flee. They were vaporized. - Supreme Admiral Void

★★★☆☆

Told the stars they were my disciples. They blinked in agreement. - Astral Shepherd

★★★★★

They refused to exit the thermal springs because it was ‘nice for the pores’. – Spring Warden Krith

★★☆☆☆

A traveler showed up at our national park planet, mined every ore, and chopped down trees for carbon like it was some sort of industrial playground. The planet’s eco-balance? Gone. – Galactic Conservation Council

★★☆☆☆

She wrote a one-star review on the galactic network. – Gek Vendor Sniff