Our legal team now lives here. They refuse to leave. HR is... adapting.

Local legend says the traveler found our first emperor's skull and used it as garden decor. Classy. – Royal Remains Protection Office

One traveler said, 'These fossils are neat!' Then fed them to their pet companion. The horror still echoes. – Companion Digest Records

I call it ‘economic performance art.’ The locals call it ‘fiscal apocalypse.’ Tomato, tomahto. – Traveler 'BudgetBlender'

She said my cube prices were ‘offensive to her brand’. I don’t know what that means. – Gek Analyst Gopop

My nanites are for *scientific* research, not for *travelers* who think they’re entitled to them. – Korvax Scholar Quix