★★★★☆

Saw three sunsets at once. Cried a little. Could also be allergies

★★★★☆

Where’s the eco-friendly lava stream I saw in the brochure?

★★★☆☆

The small ones screamed when they saw our face tendrils. This is not a zoo. – Ambassador Hoolaa

★★★☆☆

Their frigates arrived with blaring music, flashing lights, and cargo full of random junk. We were unimpressed. – Trade Guild of Xyz-16

★★★★☆

We let the travelers sell their Stasis Devices, and now we’ve run out of money. The entire system’s bankrupt, and no one can pay their debts. – Vess-Tra Merchant Guild

★★☆☆☆

The traveler found a ceremonial femur and tried to use it as a melee weapon. The ancestors were not amused. – Spirit Disturbance Council