One asked if our twin suns were ‘on a timer’. We had no answer. – Solar Monk Trathal

They tried to trade a broken space scooter for our navigational maps. It was a hard pass. – Cosmic Navigation Experts

The traveler turned our thriving indium industry into a cautionary tale. Now we export regrets and museum tours. – Activated Indium Disaster Tourism Board

The travelers went into the abyssal trench looking for 'cool loot' and came out screaming. Locals now sell popcorn at the shore. – Abyss Tourism Authority

Tried to negotiate. Now I’m banned from their system. Typical. – Karen

She said my cube prices were ‘offensive to her brand’. I don’t know what that means. – Gek Analyst Gopop