Accidentally joined a cult. They gave me a nice robe though

I replaced the planet’s name with a chant. It takes 16 minutes to say. - Master Echo

Their leader argued with our translator drone. The drone self-deactivated. – Apologies from AI Dept.

We asked for a small trade, and they dumped enough rare crystals to shatter our entire trade infrastructure. – V'karii Artifact Preservation

A traveler came and treated our mining operations like they were their personal property. Stripped everything bare, and now we’re stuck trying to recover. – Stellar Exchange Authority

The traveler asked where the giant squids were, then baited them with Processed Meat. We considered letting nature decide. – Ethical Dive Review Board