Nothing like simulating a spontaneous picnic next to an active lava flow.

They kept throwing ‘space balls’ into our cosmic pool. The space balls are sacred. – Cosmic Pool Custodian

One traveler came and wiped out all of our resources, leaving us stranded in an economic wasteland. No one has dared to speak up—except us, of course. – Temporal Exchange Federation

After the crash, we stopped mining. Now we dig only for self-awareness. Thank you, traveler, for the existential awakening. – Post-Trade Activated Indium Temple

Sold so many Stasis Devices the system’s economy rating turned into an emoji. Pretty sure it was crying. – Traveler 'CheerfulBankruptor'

My inheritance can buy galaxies. But I wanted this moon. – Traveler 'SpoiledNova'