Set up a hammock between two asteroids. Woke up enlightened.

The asteroid smiled at me. I think? We’re cool now.

One traveller thought our native flora was 'some cool plants from a garden center'. We were deeply insulted. – Plant Elder Mra'aa

The traveler sold so much Nip Nip that it was practically raining on every planet. Now nobody’s working, and everyone’s just floating around in a haze. Great job, traveler. – Zythor Commerce Guild

I don’t ask what’s in them. I just scan, price, and smile. That's how a Gek thrives. – Gek Clerk Dotti

Here’s a tip: The real treasure isn’t in the loot. It’s the constant existential crisis. – Atlas

Hello Games reworked animals. Now the birds insult us. – Vy’keen Falconer Klugh