I was promised ‘paradise,’ and all I got was a barren wasteland. I’m calling customer service. - KarenCosmic

Back in my day, we didn’t need all these fancy ‘hyperdrive’ systems. Just a good old engine and some elbow grease! - RetroRocketMan

This traveler treated our planet like it was a personal gold mine. They took everything and left, leaving behind only ruin. – AstroTrade Syndicate

One traveler came and wiped out all of our resources, leaving us stranded in an economic wasteland. No one has dared to speak up—except us, of course. – Temporal Exchange Federation

The traveler came to our protected national park, stripped the planet of ores, and tore down trees for carbon. Now our once pristine world is a wasteland. – Zythor Ecological Alliance

One traveler left a 1-star review: ‘Sky color too sad, felt emotionally damp.’ – Local Weather Spirits

Here’s a tip: The real treasure isn’t in the loot. It’s the constant existential crisis. – Atlas