One of the adults kept calling our atmosphere 'good for a picnic'. We don’t picnic. – Skywatcher Qrols

We’ve never seen someone mine with such reckless abandon. The traveler came in, took it all, and left, as if they had a right to the whole system. – Nebular Riches Exchange

Here’s a tip: The real treasure isn’t in the loot. It’s the constant existential crisis. – Atlas

Took over an entire system, renamed it ‘Eternal Empire’. Seems fitting, don't you think? – Traveler 'TheOneTrueRuler'

One said our sand dunes were 'underutilized real estate'. – Dune Walker Vah’len

Our planet’s magnetic field now fluctuates because of their solar panels. – Korvax Analyzer K-Tor

Sean gave the planet five moons. No one asked for that. – Gek Astronomer Blib