I had to walk. Me. Walking. In space boots.

I got space dust in my reusable eco-bong. Unforgivable.

There’s no place to sit and have tea on these planets! What’s a space traveler to do? - TeaLoverGrandma

Billy cried because the moon wasn’t shaped like cheese. – SpaceAdventuresInc

Galaxy’s edge had a light show. Teen wore noise-canceling headphones. – MutedJoy

The travelers sent a frigate loaded with ‘space blankets’ as payment. We don’t need blankets, we need actual resources. – T'laxian Commerce Guild

A traveler came and treated our mining operations like they were their personal property. Stripped everything bare, and now we’re stuck trying to recover. – Stellar Exchange Authority