Oh joy, a creature that looks like it came out of a horror movie. I needed a new nightmare. - ProGamerElite

The travelers’ brilliant idea to sell Stasis Devices wrecked our economy. We now have immortal citizens and no resources to support them. The market has imploded. – Galactic Knowledge Coalition

One traveler came and wiped out all of our resources, leaving us stranded in an economic wasteland. No one has dared to speak up—except us, of course. – Temporal Exchange Federation

I only flattened a *bit* of the jungle. For a better landing zone. – Traveler 'ClearSkies'

Sean retextured our mountains. They are pink now. – Vy’keen Geologist Bralk

She said my cube prices were ‘offensive to her brand’. I don’t know what that means. – Gek Analyst Gopop