★★☆☆☆

They asked for a ‘galactic souvenir mug’. We handed them a moon rock. They were unimpressed. – Moonbase Merchant Zyl’tik

★★★☆☆

One traveller thought our native flora was 'some cool plants from a garden center'. We were deeply insulted. – Plant Elder Mra'aa

★★★★★

They sent a fleet with nothing but ‘free samples’ of snacks and called it ‘negotiation’. Ridiculous. – Galactic Economic Council

★☆☆☆☆

They dumped so many precious artifacts on us that we had to shut down trade for a full cycle. – Artifact Preservation Authority

★★★★☆

Traveler screamed when the fauna bit them. I offered a tour package. – Gek Guide Flibb’tak

★☆☆☆☆

I wanted my name on the mountain. They refused. – Traveler 'BaronGeo'