Built my throne on the tallest volcano. It still smokes in respect.

Great views, but Chad threw up in zero gravity. Again. – MomWithMeds

They didn’t just bring Nip Nip; they **oversaturated** the market. Now nobody wants to trade real goods. All anyone cares about is getting high. – Cosmic Economy Monitor

This traveler sold so much Nip Nip that the local economy isn’t recovering anytime soon. People would rather sit around high than actually work. – Z’tarr Trade Association

The traveler called it 'treasure hunting.' We called it grave robbery. But sure, let’s glamorize the shoveling. – Preservation Society of Xual VII

I love repeat customers! Especially when they come with devices that glow. – Gek Merchant Rrii’Tok

Here’s a tip: The real treasure isn’t in the loot. It’s the constant existential crisis. – Atlas