Billy tried to trade his sister for a glowing rock. Locals almost agreed. – NegotiationGoneWrong

They didn’t just bring Nip Nip; they **oversaturated** the market. Now nobody wants to trade real goods. All anyone cares about is getting high. – Cosmic Economy Monitor

They found our buried gods and uploaded their skull scans to the Anomaly for likes. – Cosmic Reverence Audit

He asked if I wanted ‘the good stuff.’ I said, ‘Only if it stacks high.’ It stacked VERY high. – Gek Vendor Zhu

My base got flagged as 'obstructing the spiritual wind'. Whatever that means. – Traveler 'WindBreaker'

We got multiplayer. We also got stuck in each other’s floors. Thanks, Sean. – Gek Network Admin Ploop