Shouted into a cave, got a marriage proposal back. Still thinking about it

There was no air-conditioned meditation dome. Excuse me?

My followers must circle me clockwise every solar cycle. Counterclockwise is heresy. - Lord Radiant Spin

The travelers sent a frigate loaded with ‘space blankets’ as payment. We don’t need blankets, we need actual resources. – T'laxian Commerce Guild

One traveler came and wiped out all of our resources, leaving us stranded in an economic wasteland. No one has dared to speak up—except us, of course. – Temporal Exchange Federation

A traveler visited our national park and turned it into a mining operation. They stripped ores, felled trees, and left the ecosystem in ruins. This is not what we meant by ‘tourism.’ – Galactic Nature Council

Our legendary cyan stormfronts were labeled ‘too much blue.’ The storm took offense. – Ancient Weather Archive