Our ad campaign was intercepted by wildlife and interpreted as a mating ritual. Sales spiked.

I came for vibes and got existential dread instead.

I came here expecting a peaceful retreat, not toxic rain! I need a refund, and I want to speak to the manager. - PlanetPrincessKaren

They came, sold Nip Nip to the masses, and now the whole planet’s caught in a cycle of ‘get high, forget responsibility.’ Brilliant. – Vess-Tra Mineral Consortium

Sometimes I raise the price just to see his face change colors. Gek humor! – Gek Merchant Jik’Tik

I created the universe, but you really should thank the Gek for the economy. They’re the real masterminds. – Atlas

Too many signs. None in our language. – Vy’keen Linguist Kroth