Visited a system with gravity that makes you feel like you’re in a workout. So, I called it ‘extreme fitness’. - GymAddictGuru

Atmosphere changes colors every hour. Our son thought it was haunted. – ScreamingSinceTuesday

The travellers attempted a ‘business deal’ but kept referring to it as ‘bartering’. Very amateur. – Intergalactic Trade Bureau

Traveler: ‘What’s that glowing orb?’ Locals: ‘The abyss is awake now.’ – Hadal Depths Watch

The overseer begged me to sell somewhere else. I sold more out of spite. – Traveler 'ChipperCapitalist'

Korvax_Scholar: Traveler insulted our way of learning, dismissing us as ‘too serious.’ Knowledge cannot be bargained for.’

They mined Silicate Powder until the mountain gave up. – Gek Seismic Monitor Bloop