Their young kept hitting the local flora with sticks and calling it 'forest exploration'. – Flora Protection Committee

They didn’t just mine the ores, they cut down ancient trees for carbon in a national park. Who knew ‘preservation’ meant devastation? – Galactic Parks Federation

The travelers went into the abyssal trench looking for 'cool loot' and came out screaming. Locals now sell popcorn at the shore. – Abyss Tourism Authority

Vy'keen_Warrior: She came here expecting to be pampered. I offered honor, but she could not understand.’

They paid to see my ship’s ‘engine rituals’. I just refueled it. – Gek Pilot Zovo

I was performing an experiment on particle flows, but instead of results, travelers took my nanites. – Korvax Physicist Zyph