Don’t wait — space gentrification is *already* underway!

They arrived at our station demanding exclusive rights to our star systems. They didn’t even offer a decent trade. – Sector Overseer H’raa

Their ‘generous’ contribution of rare metals has caused such an inflation of prices that we’re considering a galactic currency reset. – Nebular Riches Exchange

The temple of silence now echoes with power generators and pool parties. A triumph of culture. – Historic Monument Authority

Traveler wanted ‘max value trade.’ I said, ‘You found the right Gek!’ We shook hands. He has many fingers. – Gek Krow’Tik

You think you’ve seen all the stars? Oh, just wait. I’ve hidden a few under the bed. – Atlas

Sean gave everyone a jetpack. Grandma’s gone. – Gek Family Elder Yubb