In my day, you could explore a planet without worrying about 61 different hazards. Just some fresh air and a good map. - VintageExplorer

I gave a speech to the stars. They listened in terrified silence. - Commander EgoPrime

The Stasis Devices were worth so much that we’ve got nothing left to trade. The system’s funds are gone, and now we’re stuck with frozen assets. – Intergalactic Currency Bureau

Tourist paid 160 016 units for an ‘authentic relic.’ I made it this morning out of scrap and snacks. – Gek Artisan-For-Today Tik’Tok

If you ever get bored with your galaxy, let me know. I can always hit ‘shuffle.’ – Atlas

We told them the ground sings here. Now it hums from generators. – Soil Whisperer Vak