Painted my face with stardust and whispered affirmations into a crater.

They came, sold Nip Nip to the masses, and now the whole planet’s caught in a cycle of ‘get high, forget responsibility.’ Brilliant. – Vess-Tra Mineral Consortium

The travelers went into the abyssal trench looking for 'cool loot' and came out screaming. Locals now sell popcorn at the shore. – Abyss Tourism Authority

Economy: 0. My bank account: 999 999 999. I'd call that a fair trade. – Traveler 'WealthHarvester'

They’ll never forget the day I renamed everything to ‘King’s Domain’. Who could challenge me now? – Traveler 'EmperorInTheStars'

Sean gave everyone a jetpack. Grandma’s gone. – Gek Family Elder Yubb