★★★★★

They thought they were doing us a favor by mining ores and cutting trees for carbon in a national park. Now we’re stuck with a desolate landscape and a lot of ‘thanks’ to give. – Stellar Ecosystem Alliance

★★★☆☆

The traveler asked where the giant squids were, then baited them with Processed Meat. We considered letting nature decide. – Ethical Dive Review Board

★☆☆☆☆

Traveler wanted ‘max value trade.’ I said, ‘You found the right Gek!’ We shook hands. He has many fingers. – Gek Krow’Tik

★★★★★

He bought Gek droppings thinking it was fertilizer. I added a ribbon. It’s now premium. – Gek Organic Vendor Miik

★★★☆☆

Had to *manually* collect oxygen. Where’s the concierge? – Traveler 'O2Elite'