Tried to cheese the weather boss. It cheesed me first.

Their frigate arrived, and they wanted to ‘exchange knowledge’. But all they had was a recipe for pizza. – Knowledge Exchange Council

The traveler mined everything within a thousand light-years, leaving nothing behind. It was like watching a locust swarm, only it was a person. – Stellar Trade Alliance

If you think the universe is a puzzle, you’re right. I’ve hidden the instructions somewhere. Try the Gek. – Atlas

Tourists asked if our moon was edible. I said yes. Sold them sand. – Gek Merchant Nibb

I am attempting to study quantum mechanics, but the only thing I’ve learned is that travelers are *pocketing* my nanites. – Korvax Scientist Glon