Pretty, this planet is. Mine now, it is. Touch not. - Warlord of Whimsy

A single traveler came in, mined everything in sight, and walked away like they had done us a favor. Now, our entire mining industry is in ruins. – Galactic Knowledge Coalition

The Indium crash unified our people—against travelers. No one trades anymore. We barter with mushrooms and poetry. – Uvash Prime Commune Council

They called the sky ‘drab’ during a planetary alignment. The cosmos collectively rolled its eyes. – Celestial Response Network

Traveler wanted ‘max value trade.’ I said, ‘You found the right Gek!’ We shook hands. He has many fingers. – Gek Krow’Tik

They changed colors. My pet turned pink. It hasn’t spoken since. – Gek Creature Groomer Blup