Zoe cried because the lake wasn’t pink like in the pictures. – RealityIsHard

Our son told a warrior alien 'I could beat you in Minekraft'. – DiplomaticCrisisFamily

They brought Nip Nip to our world, and now everything else has gone extinct. Not just the resources—people’s ambition, too. – Stellar Mining Coalition

The locals have a holiday now—‘Indium Remembrance Day.’ No one mines. No one trades. They just stare at the sky and mutter, ‘Never again.’ – System Traditions Weekly

They installed floodlights on a species that evolved in darkness. The fish are now angry and organized. – Oceanic Peace Tribunal

The developers saw our sun and called it 'too yellow'. Now it's teal. – Korvax Star Calibration Unit QX-16