Held a parade in my honor. I was the only attendee. It was glorious. - High Lord Ego

After the traveler sold 61 freighters full of Activated Indium in one cycle, the economy never recovered. They still blame every price drop on 'ghost miners.' – Sector Y Economic Watch

Tourist wanted a genuine Gek robe. Gave him a curtain. Told him it was sacred. Tripled my margins! – Gek Tailor-Entrepreneur Pip

One built a sculpture of their own ship using actual ship parts. – Vy’keen Engineer Bor’dug

Sean said ‘procedural’. Now there’s a planet orbiting itself while insulting the laws of physics. – Vy’keen Astral Watcher Grol

Locals refused to follow me. I have 16M followers. – Traveler 'ViralVoyager'