★★★★☆

Zoe cried because the lake wasn’t pink like in the pictures. – RealityIsHard

★☆☆☆☆

We offered them a feast of rare energy fruits. They complained it wasn’t 'enough'. – Xylofruit Growers Union

★★★★☆

Their frigates showed up uninvited and demanded ‘free parking’ in our orbital station. Not how we do things. – Station Authority G’vraan

★☆☆☆☆

It was an ancient tomb, a sacred place. Now it’s a crater with a rusty flagpole and a selfie terminal. – Heritage Vandalism Unit

★★★☆☆

Karen tried to return a stolen relic. With attitude. – Gek Quartermaster Tolm

★★☆☆☆

Karen brought her own stool to my shop and just… sat there. Judging. – Gek Artisan Flupp