I renamed every star after myself. You're welcome, future generations.

The travelers thought they'd be heroes by dumping Stasis Devices into the market. Now, thanks to their ‘generosity,’ we’ve got no resources left to trade. The entire economy is on life support. – Galactic Exchange Bureau

The traveler called it a 'modest sky retreat.' We called it desecration with a landing pad. – Order of the Eternal Summit

They paid 16 000 units for a rock. I named it ‘Authentic Meteor’. – Gek Entrepreneur Fliplex

Sean said ‘procedural’. Now there’s a planet orbiting itself while insulting the laws of physics. – Vy’keen Astral Watcher Grol

I just wanted nanites. Ended up in a pyramid scheme. – Karen