Back in my day, we didn’t have all these ‘space stations.’ If you needed a break, you just parked on a moon and had some tea. - SpaceGramps

One of their frigates brought a cargo of candy and tried to pay for our knowledge of dark matter. Insulting. – Galactic Knowledge Coalition

They said the ocean was peaceful. Then they deployed 16 sonar beacons, 4 submarines, and a deep-sea barbecue. – Marine Silence Preservation League

Sold so many Stasis Devices the system’s economy rating turned into an emoji. Pretty sure it was crying. – Traveler 'CheerfulBankruptor'

Nothing like watching commodity graphs nosedive after a quick sale. My favorite kind of art. – Traveler 'BearishOverlord'

Let me guess, you’re looking for the center? It’s right where I left it. Haven’t you learned yet? – Atlas