Made a new alien friend! Her name is Klöör’xa and she does AMAZING nails 💅🛸

All customer complaints were absorbed by the void. Excellent system.

Signed an exclusive deal with the clouds. No more free shade.

The travelers sent a frigate loaded with ‘space blankets’ as payment. We don’t need blankets, we need actual resources. – T'laxian Commerce Guild

A traveler showed up at our national park planet, mined every ore, and chopped down trees for carbon like it was some sort of industrial playground. The planet’s eco-balance? Gone. – Galactic Conservation Council

The traveler used our sacred relics to build furniture. I believe the coffee table was once a saint. – Recycle and Regret Coalition

He asked if I wanted ‘the good stuff.’ I said, ‘Only if it stacks high.’ It stacked VERY high. – Gek Vendor Zhu