Did a ‘self-care’ day on a deserted moon. Did absolutely nothing but looked fabulous doing it. - BedtimeGuru

The local food glows in the dark. Kids wouldn’t eat it unless it came with fries. – GalaxyGourmetProblems

We offered them a feast of rare energy fruits. They complained it wasn’t 'enough'. – Xylofruit Growers Union

This traveler mined every planet in the system like they were harvesting fruit from their garden. No thought for local economies. Now we’re left with empty rocks. – ExoTrade Council

The traveler complained that our violet skies 'ruined the vibe' of their selfies. Apologies, next time we’ll repaint the atmosphere. – Atmospheric Council of Vhral

Got bored and renamed the entire moon ‘Meville’. – Traveler 'Legacy101'