★★★☆☆

The crater jacuzzi alone is worth the investment.

★★☆☆☆

Space zoo had a singing lava slug. She said 'that’s literally fake'. – FunRuinedFast

★☆☆☆☆

A traveler visited our national park and turned it into a mining operation. They stripped ores, felled trees, and left the ecosystem in ruins. This is not what we meant by ‘tourism.’ – Galactic Nature Council

★★★☆☆

The overseer begged me to sell somewhere else. I sold more out of spite. – Traveler 'ChipperCapitalist'

★★★★★

Sold him a damaged scanner, he gave me two Stasis Devices to ‘round it out.’ I nodded wisely. – Gek Trader Bup

★★★★☆

Here’s a tip: The real treasure isn’t in the loot. It’s the constant existential crisis. – Atlas