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One of them tried to ride our ambassador like a mount. We were too stunned to react. – Frunlok of the Council

★★★☆☆

One of the children shouted that our plasma oceans 'looked like Kool-Aid'. It was offensive, but true. – Plasma Conductor Grix

★★★★★

The Stasis Devices were worth so much that we’ve got nothing left to trade. The system’s funds are gone, and now we’re stuck with frozen assets. – Intergalactic Currency Bureau

★★☆☆☆

The temple of silence now echoes with power generators and pool parties. A triumph of culture. – Historic Monument Authority

★★☆☆☆

The traveler found a ceremonial femur and tried to use it as a melee weapon. The ancestors were not amused. – Spirit Disturbance Council

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She bought a shiny crystal I found in my soup. Apparently now it’s a necklace. – Gek Soup-Jeweler Liik