★★★★☆

I asked if their volcanoes were artisan and the guide blinked at me. Zero taste.

★★☆☆☆

The older offspring emitted loud music from a device and called everything ‘weird’. – Host Species Zarnik

★☆☆☆☆

They brought so much alien art and precious minerals that our collectors are now flooded with too many options. The market’s saturated. – Galactic Art Collectors Guild

★★★★☆

They replaced our stone altar with a mining machine. – Shrine Warden Pelth

★☆☆☆☆

Called my base ‘The Citadel’. It’s mostly lights and walls. – Traveler 'CaptainBulk'

★★☆☆☆

Karen tried to return a stolen relic. With attitude. – Gek Quartermaster Tolm