★★★★★

Why does everything float? I ordered a seated experience.

★★★☆☆

I built a shrine from meteorite dust. The locals wept. I approved. - Orbital Ascendant

★★☆☆☆

Once it sold for millions. Now we use Activated Indium to prop open cargo bay doors. The traveler gave us a lesson in oversupply we’ll never forget. – Gek Memorium Archives

★☆☆☆☆

I mark it up. He buys it anyway. It’s a game. I always win. – Gek PriceMaster Zul’ii

★★★☆☆

Tourists asked if our moon was edible. I said yes. Sold them sand. – Gek Merchant Nibb

★★★☆☆

Left a ‘galactic embassy’. Inside a swamp. – Korvax Structural Analyst K-16