★★☆☆☆

The aliens rolled their eyes. I felt discriminated against.

★★★☆☆

I appeared in a vision to myself. It was incredible. - Prophet Supreme Mirror

★★☆☆☆

A single traveler flooded the market with Nip Nip, and now no one cares about the important things. Ores? Gone. Wildlife? Gone. Only Nip Nip remains. – Vess-Tra Trade Guild

★★★★☆

The traveler turned our entire trade network upside down by selling so much Nip Nip. Now every merchant on the planet is just offering Nip Nip. We’ve lost it all. – H’tai Mining Group

★★☆☆☆

I created the universe, but you really should thank the Gek for the economy. They’re the real masterminds. – Atlas

★★☆☆☆

They offered me a used starship part. Do I look like a shuttle pilot? – Karen