When I was exploring, we didn’t have ‘drones’ to do the work. You got your hands dirty, and that’s how you learned. - ClassicExplorer

Kyle gave a peace offering to a space cow. It chased us. – GalaxyGetawayFam

One of the children tried to pet a sentient rock. It did not appreciate the attention. – Lithic Supervisor Grol

A traveler landed on our national park and mined every ore and chopped down trees as if it were a free-for-all. The wildlife is still hiding in shame. – Galactic Biodiversity Consortium

Here’s a tip: The real treasure isn’t in the loot. It’s the constant existential crisis. – Atlas

She said my cube prices were ‘offensive to her brand’. I don’t know what that means. – Gek Analyst Gopop

I built the perfect desk setup, only for travelers to steal my nanites. They are an unreliable species. – Korvax Designer Tor