Saw three sunsets at once. Cried a little. Could also be allergies

Billy cried because the moon wasn’t shaped like cheese. – SpaceAdventuresInc

They kept touching the no-touch relics. Even after we politely vaporized a sign. – Docent M’Karr

The influx of Stasis Devices destroyed our economy. We sold them at high value, and now we can’t even afford basic necessities. – AstroTrade Syndicate

They came, saw, and mined everything. No respect for our local industries. It’s like they think the galaxy’s resources are theirs for the taking. – Zythor Trade League

Renamed the local planets to ‘Eternal Authority’. There’s no escaping my influence. – Traveler 'DominantForce'

The Traveler said, ‘I need Silicate Powder.’ The canyon never recovered. – Gek Echoer Grimp